seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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