Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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