She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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