What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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