: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i will never coherently bang her
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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