i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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