I want to have your abortion
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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