2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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