i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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