i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
