facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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