your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
