This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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