You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
