What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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