your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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