I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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