oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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