plz talk dirty to me
She said her name was "party"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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