I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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