i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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