moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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