she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
