i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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