make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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