Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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