Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Randomize
