whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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