How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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