Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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