Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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