I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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