Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
My life is pants optional.
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