We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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