I must be too annoying 4 u.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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