How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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