I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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