Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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