I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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