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(313): View more from Michigan

"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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(925): View more from California

curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.

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(904): View more from Florida

I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.

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(360): View more from Washington

super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again

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(201): View more from New Jersey

They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me

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(212): View more from New York

the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with

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(304): View more from West Virginia

ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP

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(573): View more from Missouri

I think your dad took our porno

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(917): View more from New York City

don't judge my taste in strippers

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