yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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