well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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