this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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