I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Randomize
