dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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