I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Come on in and take your pants off
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