Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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