Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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