I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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