I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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